she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think people are normalizing furries
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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