oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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