my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I want a musical about memes.
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