why didn't you poke me back
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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