He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We're using joints as your birthday candles
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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