i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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