Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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