we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's blow job season.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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