I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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