Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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