I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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