North Korea, Best Korea!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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