just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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