i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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