well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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