Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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