Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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