..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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