these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What a dumb baby whore.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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