He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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