were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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