i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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