It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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