As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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