Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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