well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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