yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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