fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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