We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
