On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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