that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I party with great urgency now.
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