Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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