O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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