shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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