Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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