remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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