these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My vagina is officially offended.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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