She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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