So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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