okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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