its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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