Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
smell my finger.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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