Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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