I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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