yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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