that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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