how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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