Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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