Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
This house was built for laser tag.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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