every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
