No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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