You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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