My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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