at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I met the friendliest cop last night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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