i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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